Help! We're Being Taken Apart
Desperate
news flash from Bilbo Baggins!
We got a real panic stricken call
from Bilbo Baggins the other day!
"Things are getting silly
up here!" shouted Jimmy to us as soon as we picked up the phone.
"Can you hear that noise outside?" (We could just hear some
faint blood curdling yells!) "That's some fans who've got us trapped
up here in my flat. The telephone's our only contact with the outside
world!"
"Anything we can do to help?"
we yelled.
Shrieks
"Not really," Jimmy said.
"Oh, perhaps there is one tiny thing. Can you ask the fans to PLEASE
go easy on the keep-sakes? They're nicking everything! Colin's just had
six shirts disappear, my new hairdryer's been grabbed and we get through
about 20 number plates a week! Oh no, now there's a fan at the window
- she's opened it - sh-she's coming for me - AAAGH!"
Then the call ended - but not before
we heard a few strange shrieks that sounded like the Bilbos were being
grabbed in all sorts of, er, unusual places! Hope they survived!
There's one thing about working
in this office - you NEVER know what you're going to hear when you pick
up the phone! *
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